It is officially the holiday season, a time to reflect on our blessings, be thankful and give back to the less fortunate. What does this have to do with career development you ask? What we do for a living directly affects our happiness and all of us are guilty of complaining about our jobs. Even people with “dream jobs” (I’m looking at you Giuliana Rancic) aren’t always happy and vent about the less appealing aspects of their daily duties. However, in the holiday spirit, whether you love your job/internship/co-op or not, take a moment and be thankful. It is likely your job isn’t that bad. In fact, there are a lot of less appealing jobs, which I’ve taken the liberty to list for you here.
Sherpa. Yes, you may love hiking but do you love it enough to die? One in every twenty Sherpas perish and the pay isn’t great either. We’re talking around $6,000 for the three month climbing period. Add that to the fact that you’re schlepping rich people’s stuff up 27,000 feet. No thanks.
Garbage Barge Skipper. Hope you can’t smell anything. You may love the water, but unless you’ve lost all sense of smell, be thankful you don’t do this. For that reason, everyday is unofficial “hug a garbage man” day.
D-List Reality TV Star Assistant. Maybe you think it’s pretty cool to hang out with the likes of Flava Flav, Bret Michaels and Heidi and Spencer Pratt, (you might get a free appetizer or something when your out in public), but would you really want to assist them? Didn’t think so. Also, what exactly are you assisting them with?
Road Kill Cleaner. I don’t think I need to elaborate on this. Nobody wants to touch anything that’s dead, never mind something that’s been run over by multiple vehicles.
Mall Santa. Yes, they make for some amazing holiday memories your mom likes to relive every Thanksgiving/Christmas around the dinner table, but being the Santa is a dirty job. There’s no worse feeling than having a baby/child actually frightened of you, not to mention the screaming, crying, drooling and squirming kid on your lap. Smile for the camera because you’re not miserable.
Driver’s Ed Instructor. Remember when you were in drivers ed? Remember how scared you were pulling onto the highway for the first time in rush hour traffic? Now imagine being in the passenger seat.
Revolutionary War/Civil War Reenactor. Disclaimer: Some people love this, but man, it is expensive. Your uniform (depending on the era) can cost upwards of $300 and no, the company does not foot the bill. Also, I hope you’re an early bird because the battle of Lexington and Concord started at the crack of dawn… literally.
The Before Guy. You know, the person in the commercials and infomercials that models what you look like before you try this miracle, diet/food/surgery/product. Say goodbye to your self esteem.
Restaurant Bathroom Attendant. Not only is this job slightly awkward (nobody wants to give a dollar to somebody handing you a towel you could have just as easily picked up yourself), nothing says horrible job like tending to people’s bathroom needs. Extra points go to those who work in night club bathrooms where there is a higher likelihood of debauchery.
Horse Poop Parade Cleaner. Probably not the official title, but none-the-less, the person who gets stuck cleaning up animal dung during the parade route. If you’re lucky maybe you land the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade gig where at least you’ll be on TV.
There you have it- so when you’re around the dinner table tomorrow giving thanks for your blessings, let’s not forget to be thankful that you don’t have any of the jobs above. And if you do, feel free to pop by career development, we can help you find something that will make better use of your transferable skills.
Happy Thanksgiving- have a fun and safe holiday!
Kelly Scott is Assistant Director of Career Development and Social Media Outreach at Northeastern University. A social media enthusiast and Gen Y, she enjoys writing about workplace culture and personal online branding. For more career insight, follow/tweet her at @kellydscott4.
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